An odd occurrence

Today not even 5 minutes ago, I was taking a squat on the pot, and something occurred that was one-part funny, two-parts amazing. I picked up my snowboarding magazine, and then I looked below my nose, and there was an orb. It was dangling. I went to grab it, but before I could, it fell onto the binding of the magazine, then it quickly enveloped. It was snot. Haven't had that happen before or any time ever in my life, and I'm going to go out on a limb, but i think it's standard that it won't happen again. usually they