Rolling towards redemption

Think of me as nothing but epic

99% of the general public don't care to listen to the surgeon general's warning

i'm mostly exaggerating. Making a mountain out of a mole hill. Blowing shit out of proportion. Stretching the truth. The easiest way to lie with numbers is by giving a statistic. Highly gratifying was when I made some tropical burst star brute chews. I see the extrusion, and then they get done and it's ready to cool, then wrap. At least they don't try doing a whippet through the cracker, and almost permafrosting their lungs. You can die that way. (new idea for an episode of 1001 ways to die.) Have everything packed except my skateboard, not really sure how i'm going to be able to manage that, since it's been bigger than the bags I've attempted to fit it into. Maybe i won't do any carry on, and just somehow tie my board onto my bag that is already there. Plus I haven't been too good at skatin' or dying' but to be brutaly honest, it's because i' haven't beenn strong in that factors killin me are my weight and that I haven't used as much practice and dedication as there once had been.